miércoles, 20 de septiembre de 2006

¿Para qué sirve Internet?

Está clarísimo para qué sirve.


Si no se ve, el enlace está aquí.

La música tiene un agradable toque a comedia musical o a espectáculo de los Monty Python, los personajes son entrañables y la letra no tiene desperdicio:

KATE
The internet is really really great...
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn.
KATE
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait...
TREKKIE
For porn.
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day and night.
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light.
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn.
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn.
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn.

KATE
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh, hello, Kate monster.
KATE
You are ruining my song.
TREKKIE
Oh, me sorry, me no mean to.
KATE
Well, if you wouldnt mind, please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie.
KATE
Good.

I'm glad we have this new technology...
TREKKIE
For porn.
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity.
TREKKIE
For por... oops, sorry.
KATE
Right from you own desktop.
TREKKIE
For...
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop.
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!

KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Nooo!
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That's gross you're a pervert.
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones, Kate monster.
KATE
NO really, you're a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At porn on the internet.
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea.
Ready, normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready... Ready... Ready.

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry, Kate.
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN! PORN, P...

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
ROB
That's correct.
KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.
BRIAN
Sure!
KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay.
GARY
Yes, I do!
KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
PRINCETON
True!
TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate...
What you think he do... after? Hmm?
PRINCETON
Yeah!
KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn.
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click.
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn.
KATE
I'm leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn.
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn.

TREKKIE
The internet is for...
TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for...
TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE
YEAH!

(Gracias a Juanma Lektu, que me lo envió antes del verano.)

6 Comments:

Blogger Lawbug said...

Prefiero el video clip de Guild Wars :D

20 de septiembre de 2006, 19:44  
Blogger Lawbug said...

Aqui te dejo la replica en GW :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPTnxrZeCWE

(Se nota que soy fan de este?)

20 de septiembre de 2006, 23:40  
Anonymous Manu o el guerrillero catódico said...

Sirve, que no es poco, para perder el tiempo en el trabajo, lo cual hace más amena la espera hasta la hora de la salida.

21 de septiembre de 2006, 9:08  
Anonymous Manu o el guerrillero catódico said...

Sirve, que no es poco, para perder el tiempo en el trabajo, lo cual hace más amena la espera hasta la hora de la salida.

21 de septiembre de 2006, 9:10  
Anonymous Haakon said...

la cancioncilla forma parte de un espectáculo del off-broadway llamado "Avenue Q", creado por dos extrabajadores de la factoría Henson (los creadores de Barrio Sésamo) que, hartos (supongo) de tanta melaza en esa empresa, decidieron hacer su propia versión con éxitos como este "The Internet is for porn", "If you were gay" o "Everyone's a little bit racist".

Su espectáculo ha ganado un Tony (como el oscar teatral en UK). Para ver un cacho (precisamente el de "The Internet is for porn"), pinchad aquí.

Saludos del terrorista particular de este blog.

21 de septiembre de 2006, 11:59  
Blogger Juanma said...

Haakon: De lo que se entera uno. Pues he estado "youtubeando" un rato, y Avenue Q tiene una pinta genial, a ver si se vienen de gira por España, que eso no me lo pierdo. :-)

¡¡Muchas gracias por iluminarme!!
:-)))

Abrazotes.

22 de septiembre de 2006, 10:16  

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